100 Funny Trivia Questions with Answers
Looking for the perfect fun quiz questions for your next game night? Whether you're planning a Jeopardy game, family gathering, or just testing your friends' knowledge with a general knowledge quiz with answers, this collection of 100 hilarious trivia questions has you covered! We've included math trivia, family trivia questions, trivia questions for kids, and even some trivia questions about yourself to keep everyone laughing.
General Knowledge Funny Trivia
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
2. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
3. What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
6. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
7. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
8. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
9. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
10. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Math Trivia Questions
11. Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
12. Why did the student eat his math homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi!
13. What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral!
14. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
15. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
16. Why was the math lecture so long?
The teacher kept going off on a tangent!
17. What's the best way to flirt with a math teacher?
Use acute angle!
18. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents!
19. What do you call a destroyed angle?
A rectangle (wrecked angle)!
20. Why was the math test so easy?
It was a piece of pi!
Food & Drink Trivia
21. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
23. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
24. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline?
Attire (a tire)!
25. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy!
26. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
27. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth who loves honey?
A gummy bear!
29. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
30. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Animal Trivia Questions
31. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
32. Why don't elephants use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse!
33. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
34. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
35. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
36. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
37. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
38. Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
39. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
40. Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Science & Technology Trivia
41. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
42. Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
It had too many issues!
43. What do you call a fake noodle in a computer?
An impasta drive!
44. Why did the photon check a hotel?
Because it was traveling light!
45. What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive!
46. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
47. Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
48. What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?
49. Why was the math book sad about its future?
It had too many problems to solve!
50. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Family Trivia Questions
51. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
52. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
53. Why did the kid study in the airplane?
Because he wanted a higher education!
54. What's the best thing to put in a pie?
Your teeth!
55. Why did the kid bring a suitcase to school?
Because he wanted to pack his lunch!
56. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
57. Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
58. What's the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday, of course!
59. Why did the kid bring a pencil to bed?
Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
60. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A try-try-try-ceratops!
Trivia Questions About Yourself
61. What's something you own but others use it more than you do?
Your name!
62. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel!
63. What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
64. What has a thumb and four fingers but isn't alive?
A glove!
65. What has a neck but no head?
A bottle!
66. What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
67. What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window!
68. What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom!
69. What question can you never answer yes to?
"Are you asleep?"
70. What's full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
Random Funny Trivia
71. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
72. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
73. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it!
74. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
75. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
76. What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
77. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
78. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
79. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter!
80. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
More General Knowledge Quiz With Answers
81. What has keys but can't open locks?
A piano!
82. What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
83. What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A coin!
84. What building has the most stories?
The library!
85. What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole!
86. What has words but never speaks?
A book!
87. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
88. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp!
89. What has a neck but no head, two arms but no hands?
A shirt!
90. What can you break without touching it?
A promise!
Final 10 Hilarious Questions
91. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
92. What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
93. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
94. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison!
95. Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs!
96. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish (tunafish)!
97. Why did the man throw a clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
98. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
Snowmobile!
99. Why did the man stare at the orange juice carton?
Because it said "concentrate"!
100. What do you call a fake noodle in a haunted house?
A ghost impasta!
There you have it - 100 hilarious fun trivia questions perfect for your next Jeopardy game questions and answers session, family game night with family trivia questions, or general knowledge quiz with answers challenge! Whether you're looking for math trivia, trivia questions for kids, or just some fun quiz questions to liven up your gathering, this collection has something for everyone.
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